Revalink Hell

thinking david corenswet is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and blue eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think superman is hot? fucking superman? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SUPERMAN is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed

i hope this email kills us both instantly

five minutes before my lunch ends so imma drop that I think revali is afraid of bugs and not explain further :))))

dear revali/rito enjoyers ... please help. SO BASICALLY im writing the next chapter for my fic and i wanted to mention the significance of braids in rito culture (considering the majority of the rito have some kind of braids going on, whether they be looped, framing the sides of their faces, or four in the back) but i really cant think of any good explanations. why does revali have four? do the beads adorning the rito braids mean anything? am i overthinking this and just trying to make up lore that doesnt rly matter? i wanna hear what others think, any headcanons? i pinky promise i'll shoutout yall in the notes at the end of the chapter on ao3 pls help a brother out 😓