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In French we literally have an old saying, “I have milk on the fire” to say “I’m very busy at the moment” 

引っぱらないで💢💢

thinking abt that specific type of intimacy from being in someone’s bedroom for the first time, & you’re poking around their items, & they’re reclined backwards on their bed telling you all the little stories while they follow you around the room with their eyes, & you feel it

The I Spy live action adaption looks great

why is donkey kong not a donkey

i think gay movies and other media should actively start het-baiting. this belief of mine is motivated exclusively by a lust for revenge

Paranorman was ahead of its time

Oh to be dying of food poisoning so the hot blonde Christian who I hate is trying to save my life by giving me a pill but I'm too stubborn to take it so she has to pin me down and straddle me and force me to take it and then stays on top of me for no apparent reason

it kinda feels like the only thing we're meant to be doing this year is internal healing and letting things go. there is so much pain this year so let's not feel bad if we don't do anything 'productive'. just being alive is enough

its just me, my escapist tendencies, and these tits