with great power, comes great responsibility

Sam: OKAY

Sam: I just had to say

Sam: may the fourth be with you!!!

Tina: A man in a banana suit? or a man holding a banana?

Tina: I vaguely remember seeing both of these things at the party.

Sam: Banana suit! We need to track him down and do a where is he now??

Tina: Okay I know this was weeks ago but do you have any videos of me from Blaine and Santana's party?

Tina: My cousins seem to think I'm lying about the fact that I was even invited to a party. smh

Sam: LET ME CHECK.

QUINN: Lol, sure you wouldn't ~ but try me.

SAM: This dude got mutated BY a radioactive canister and then became huge.

[....]

SAM: Crap. I combined Daredevil and TMNT.

There’s too much fun in heckling for me to stop just because a pretty boy tells me to. No, I’m not partaking in the barf fest that is a Mean Girls Musical. I’ll be around because Coach Sue needs us Cheerios to be around here and there. Probably to keep the gleek freak from overspilling on stage. I’ve got my girls in a cast so I’m going to support them too.

How about instead of heckling, you just clap? It’s more positive and way nicer. I don’t think anyone will be barfing, it seems like it’ll be really good. We have a school full of super talented people. How did they get in a cast? Did they fall? Get it?

Guys, my brother got a pet rabbit and I’m not okay with it. Even since I watched Us I’ve been on the fence about rabbits but now he goes and got this one right before Easter. And he knows about my fear of the Easter Bunny. But I also can’t make him return it because 1) he’s 23 and won’t listen to anything I say and 2) it’s lowkey extremely cute. I hate this.

A bunny? Nice! I heard bunnies are super hard to take care of but a ton of fun. Why do you hate the Easter Bunny? What’d he ever do to you?

QUINN: A wild guess ~

QUINN: I really do appreciate that.

QUINN: Oh, are you now?...

SAM: That was a really good guess.

SEBASTIAN: How did you get my number?

SEBASTIAN: The Nintendo Switch, obviously.

SAM: Uh, someone??

Sadly for you and amusingly for me, Sue is making a couple of us Cheerios watch some of the auditions with her. Here’s hoping you guys can take the heat and not choke, I’ve been appointed top heckler.

Can’t you just not heckle? Everytime I see a movie and there’s a heckler, it’s not cool. Or go to a game and see one, it’s not cool. It is cool that you’re gonna be in the musical, though. 

BLAINE: DUDE, DUH!

BLAINE: I'll spring for the popcorn and any other goodies you want from the concession stand. This calls for a celebration of epic proportions.

SAM: If you're getting the popcorn and stuff, I got your ticket.

If there’s such thing as too sentimental (hint: there isn’t), I think The Wizard of Oz is really starting to toe the line. I’d seen it enough to know the songs, but I think knowing entire scenes of dialogue are a new step for me in my “Marley watches too many movies” career. If it wasn’t for the amount of times we’ve lost the DVD case over the years, I’d probably be speaking in permanent Dorothy voice by now. All day, all the time. 

Anyway, happy Rose Family Movie Night, everybody! Be thankful we’re probably going to lose the disc again in a few days.

The witch used to scare the crap outta me. But y’know I haven’t seen that movie in years. My mom always does that we’re not in Kansas anymore line anytime it’s stormy out. How does Dorothy speak? Like really politely? Cause I feel like you’re already like that.

Well. Musical is cast. Cool to be like in it and stuff. Guess it might be fun. Congrats everyone.

Yeah, I dunno the first thing about a musical so I’ll be cheering from the sidelines on this one.  Not that I’m musically into things anyway. Who’d you get cast as?

SAM: I'm having a debate with my sister and brother and need some back up here.

It’s times like this when I wish I were at home with my family and fellow Parisians; Notre Dame Cathedral is such a big part of European and Catholic history. If anyone would like to join me, I’ve been granted permission by Principal Figgins to be excused from afternoon classes in order to pray, stay updated through both the news and family members. Company would be greatly appreciated.

At first, I thought they were talking about Notre Dame College. And I was really confused because I didn’t realize their church was that old. And they’re the Fighting Irish so it wouldn’t have anything to do with Paris. Do you have family members there, dude?