B R E E

Is any of that really necessary, Bree? You should take a break on being the mean girl; you’re a lot cooler when you’re not constantly ragging on people.

Please like you’re always Mr Nice Guy yourself, Jake. You were a lot cooler before too. Guess we both disappointed each other.

PUCK: i live on the edge. if im gonna run outta gas, i'll run outta gas and show off these guns by pushin us to the nearest gas station

PUCK: i'm gonna graduate next yr. then wat? who will u get to mess around w/ u on the regs?

PUCK: that sounds like a damn good deal. dont gotta buy u nothin huh?

BREE: my instagram would love that. it will only work if the station is like twenty seconds away though.

BREE: oh there's plenty who want a taste of what I have to offer in mckinley, if not I'd love a college boy or two

BREE: but you'll always be the one who lived on the /edge/ the most.

We both know that’s a bad idea, Jackson.

You…did? Why?

I’ve never been a fan of doing good things anyway.

How brave of you. Is this the part where I thank you for putting that on me too?

Well, get another paint can to add “pathetic” to my locker in August because I just wanted to freaking impress you.

I won’t complain if you do Rosey-Posey.

So, I’m a slut and I’m the only one responsible for this?

Do you care?

If it makes you feel any better, people call me a slut all the time and I’ve survived.

Unless you accidentally used a spray can with weirdly perfect accuracy, yeah – I do think you wanted this. You’ve always wanted this.

What I always wanted was not this, you just had to change a perfectly written script because of some drunken dancing. 

First night of summer of the McCarthy parents aren’t in town so that means I’m on the search for an adventure or a good party. Anybody have suggestions? I’m down for anything! This summer is going to be absolutely amazing, I can feel it in my bones. Somebody has to have something up their sleeve to get this summer vacation off to a bang.

You know with all that hair gel I’m sure Scandals is your forte, baby Shark.

Beach Plan is officially a go, amigos. I got a house booked for 06/01, and admission is $50 for the week. Get me the money, and pick your room on the website. I’m thinkin’ we’re booking for 2 to a room, so pick your partner too, I guess. It’s buy-your-own food, but we’re gonna carpool, so it’ll save some money for everybody to pitch in for gas.

Who’s in?

Hope you know you’re in for a very boring time if your partner isn’t me.

PUCK: 6/01 baby. you could always cruise in my car if u need a ride.

PUCK: not a fuckin good 1, i think. should have splurged 4 one of them n00d beaches

PUCK: is it see through?

BREE: I'm free, pls have enough petrol in your car this time even though I love using my seduction powers to get free stuff.

BREE: we have loads of time for nudity, we've got a long summer.

And you sure do live up to your promises. So, congrats. You won. Do you feel any better?

What do you think? Do you think I wanted this to happen?

You’re such a giving person like that.

True. You gotta go all out or it’s just isn’t worth it. I’m not opening that can of worms, I have some self perseverance or whatever that saying is. I can do that. I’d just want doritos and non shitty beer so that probably doesn’t fit your standard of a party. I’m happy to supply the house and look pretty or something. 

It’s all your heroics rubbing off on me. Honestly, I’ve yet to make one child cry doing my lifeguard job which is boring so you should be very proud of me.

Funny you mention devil spawn, that’s what we all call you behind your back. You referrin’ to yourself in the third person now, Jackson?

Yeah, I got an event for ya. Pencil this in on your calendar. I plan to hit up Chipotle for lunch tomorrow so you’ll wanna swing by my place early afternoon to witness me drop the kids off at the pool.

I’m proud to have such a powerful title, Porter. Someone has to create the necessary havoc and if not me, then who? No, I’m referring to my half-sister. You’d think after having three kids, my father would have stopped at the perfection that is me but he wanted one more for some strange reason.

Yeah, I heard about that. Congrats! I don’t know a whole lot about cheer-leading besides what I’ve seen in Z-O-M-B-I-E-S but I’m sure you did great with you kicks and….your….flips…..and stuff.

Ooft, sounds busy. Wait, were you tryna hint that you’re working as an Uber driver because you don’t need to be embarrassed by that, someone needs to do it!

Literally, every time you talk, I do my best not to try and run into a wall at full speed. Like, what the hell is ZOMBIES? “Stuff”? Cheerios do more than kicks, flips and stuff.

I’d never ditch ND. That’s like my family. But I might consider auditioning for cheerios. If not next year then during senior year. 

I don’t really know yet. There’s this really trendy thrift store in Columbus that hip college students donate to. My mom and I are planning on hitting it up sometime and the next couple of weeks and that’s where I’ll experiment. You could totally come with if you’re ever free. And don’t worry about Jake. Literally been there, done that. We’re just friends now. Or trying to be. Don’t know if I ever told you about last summer…

The cheerios could be your family. A family that has tanning privileges. Saving your social status is almost impossible in your senior year so you might as well do it next year. 

Okay skip the mommy and daughter trip and take me along with you. I’m like one of the sexiest people in school and I’m definitely trendier than your mom no offence and whatever. You can buy me ice cream for my services and compliment me for the day. No, shut up! What happened last summer?  Spill everything.

PUCK: yo, ur comin 2 outer banks, rite?

PUCK: wats a beach trip if i can't see you 90% naked?

BREE: when is it again ? I gotta check my schedule but I deffo want to.

BREE: idk, what's a beach trip without you removing your shirt and flexing?