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I love living with my dad, but there are times when I don’t know how I could survive without being around my mother. The Hayward House rules still apply and she certainly hovers a bit more than my dad but nothing beats spending quality woman time together. I think it’s safe to say I’m already loving Summer vacation. That being said, she’s busier with her work than I expected so now I’m kind of just spending my free time waiting for her to have free time. Anyway, if anyone has any plans, I’d love to hear about them.

Don’t get me wrong, ice cream is awesome. And working at a place where I get to eat nothing but ice cream all day is awesome, too. The only thing that sucks is having to sing these garbage jingles every time someone orders more than a single scoop. Seriously, it’s embarrassing. Don’t even get me started on when someone orders nuts or sprinkles.

Beach Plan is officially a go, amigos. I got a house booked for 06/01, and admission is $50 for the week. Get me the money, and pick your room on the website. I’m thinkin’ we’re booking for 2 to a room, so pick your partner too, I guess. It’s buy-your-own food, but we’re gonna carpool, so it’ll save some money for everybody to pitch in for gas.

Holding a Regionals trophy is exactly how I knew my school year would have ended, so sorry some of y’all can’t relate. 

The Regionals loss sucks, but we always have next year. At least it’s summer now. My parents, well my mom, has decided she’s forcing us to spend Memorial Day weekend at the lake house we have. Family bonding or whatever. Would anyone like to save me from that? Please. I’d rather avoid any and all awkward conversations and forced family dinners.

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Summer is coming up, and yo, I legit can’t wait. You think Schuester could actually raise some money for something useful? New music stands? Nah -- more like a trip to the Carolinas or Miami. The beach is calling my name -- bikinis, sex on the beach, and sex on the beach.