#starter posts

So a lot of you are probably wondering the deets of the now popular Glee Club. I have spoken to my Superintendent Uncle Bob Harris. We can have matching jackets as long as they’re just sparkly and not actual glitter. Additionally, I would like to nominate myself as captain. No one has as much talent as me or money. I’m quite the double threat.

I’ve been watching Impractial Jokers non-stop and they pranked people in a Comic Book shop. Could you imagine someone coming into your favorite store and making fun of you for liking comics? It’s just cold. But other than that, I love them so much. Does anyone wanna start their own Impractical Jokers 2.0 with me? I’m open to new name ideas.

Lemme know why I almost got sent to Figgins for texting during class. I think these teachers live in a naive world if they don’t think we’re always on our phones. Sorry your class is boring, maybe make it more interesting and stop talking like you smoke seven packs a day and then maybe I’d pay attention. Getting threatened to get sent there is such an empty threat at this point. Do it or don’t. Don’t threaten me.

So is anyone gonna talk about Freeform’s not gonna have Harry Potter weekends anymore cause of HBO or something? It’s bullshit. I used to lie for those weekends since they were pretty much every week. 

Saturday is definitely the best day of the week. I love me some Saturdays. I know people are always talking about how Saturdays are for the boys, but Saturdays are totally for me and the Honeys. 

Found an Opossum in my garbage today. I don’t know how it got there or what, but it was really angry. I’ve tried everything to get it out, but nothing seems to work. Anyone have any Opossum tips?