bad guy: *lowering me into a pit of piranhas*
me: just so you know that pool is not big enough for them at all and they also don't have any foliage to hide within in order to feel safe and by the way you obviously haven't been feeding them enough if they're ready to rend the flesh from my bone, the water looks scummy, and your pulley system looks extremely unsafe and none of your goons are wearing PPE despite the jagged spikes and open leaky pipes and-
bad guy: *frantically lowering the crank faster* please just die
this is like if perry the platypus was the villain and heinz doofenshmirtz was the secret agent


















