Boba Bolsa

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

i want an isekai anime where the guy dies and just goes to hell

In The Middle Of The Journey Of Our Life, I Came To Myself In A Dark Wood Where The Direct Way Was Lost And Now I'm In Hell With Virgil????

I programmed an AI image generator with a soul so she can feel sad when you commission a human artist

I created her as a rhetorical tool but I’ve been spending a lot of time comforting her without ever relieving her pain and now I’m rather fond of the thing. That’s motherhood.

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

man I sure love that character I wish the writers did too

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

I love you calories. my beautiful wife calories