but first, we get to live ♡

I just laughed for one year watching this. The casual walk-off is just deadly.

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

if i have a silly little fun fact to share and i dont get to say it i will fucking die

having being anti death penalty as one of my core beliefs is fun because it really makes me realize how even progressive people want soooooo badly for there to be a category of people they can kill. I'm sorry but "group of people okay to kill" does not exist.

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

using violence to liberate people from sweatshops, unsafe mines, and grinding poverty isn't the same as using violence to impose those things on people. the idea that violence is morally repugnant regardless of context is a belief that every oppressor throughout history would love for the oppressed to hold

[Image ID: Tweet from Maxxxine (@/ yeeHawRush) reading: Many of you accepted being gay but seldom few of you embraced being queer and that's why you treat op and bottom like a gender binary /End ID]

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

happy pride everyone

happy pride

these hips don't lie, and those hips don't tell the truth. how do you navigate out of this labyrinth

[publishing research thesis] lol is this anything

they should invent a new constellation and call it the big sniffer

what would it look like