My name is Amelia and I'm a lizard

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

rage bait idea: like your own texts during an argument

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

i love me some scooby doo ass music

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

Not one of the most important pieces of evidence against intelligent design, but maybe the one I think about the most frequently, is lead. It's wild that there's a substance that's incredibly easy to obtain even at rudimentary levels of technological development and incredibly easy to work with and incredibly useful for a huge range of purposes and it also poisons and kills you but very slowly! And this is only relevant to humans because other animals can't smelt ore. God's buck wild for this one