*that one viner's voice* shadam

Adam Parrish and Ronan Lynch are fun because one of them is a Catholic farmer boy who holds field mice up to his cheek and adopts anything he encounters and one of them has killed a man. BUT it's not the one you think it is.

I love antagonists who mirror the protagonist instead of contrast them. They are the most extreme version of the protagonist, someone with the same dreams and beliefs who believed these things could only be achieved by the sharpest tools. The crushing weight of knowing that could be you.

YES!!!!!! I LIKED MY OWN VIDEO!!!!! ARE YOU GUYS HAPPY NOW???? I LIKED MY OWN GOD DAMN VIDEO!!!!!!!! I CAN UNLIKE IT IF YOU WANT

i wouldve fallen in love right then & there ngl

vampire vs. skeleton. what's the vampire gonna do? suck blood the skeleton doesn't have?? on the other hand werewolf vs. skeleton would not be so good. all those bones.

Its like Halloween rock paper scissors

can’t believe i can’t just reply to this but: maybe they’re actually telling you that this coffee has an important status. Lady Coffee

oh shit i was in the presence of bean water royalty oh fuck i must have looked like such a rube. such a fool.

what the fuck does this post mean ive been trying to decipher its hieroglyphic encrypted message but i cant

I was about to scroll by until that last part.

I love using my phone in public surely I will not scroll past some strange image

*stumbles out of a building covered in blood* i failed a social interaction .