world famous allegra chicken

I know we make jokes about the proverbial asexual pervert who has written hundreds of thousands of words of smut on ao3, but also shoutout to the aces who aren’t perverts. to the aces who skip the sex scenes and wince at sex jokes and awkwardly leave the conversation when your friends start talking about sex. your boundaries aren’t childish and fuck anyone who says otherwise.

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

can every writer and director in hollywood just get in a big big room and pinky promise to not release a movie about wwii for like 5 years. every summer we have to hear about a movie called Platoon about the untold story of one platoon who had to carry one mechanical part across occupied france and without it the allies would have lost the war. it stars every white actor in the UK

matching best friends t-shirts idea one says ‘the wound they will carry for the rest of their life➡️’ and the other. just says ‘⬅️best friend’

okay no more nsfw i'm back to asexual moodboard

the "SCANS DYNASTY" (often written with word order reversed for unknown reasons) seems to have been a highly influential imperial power in the early 21st century with extremely wide cultural reach. Little is known about them due to a lack of physical records, but it is widely theorized the culture revolved around highly revered ritual priestesses featured heavily in sequentialized art mythologizing the tales of their passionate homosexual unions

listen to me. stop doomscrolling. put down your phone. you need to get your shit together. take an edible right now. a big one. take a big edible immediately. now go turn on the scariest movie you can think of and get comfortable. got all that? good. this will be good for your mindfulness and cognitive behavior.