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yall ever be losing your fucking mind but chilling at the same time

me: *sends a single text* why am i so clingy

im rlly whatever the opposite of a manic pixie dream girl is.,. depressed goblin nightmare man . thatsa me

Alexa release the serotonin

This reportedly only happens because their hyper-sensitive whiskers makes it uncomfortable to brush against the sides. Many people have said that if you serve them their meals on a flat plate this doesn’t happen nearly as much.

the dogs like im sad want to fuck but only robots want to fuck …. sad

in this house we do grandma activities

Ireland that was a sweet heartfelt ballad but we all know ur just trying to reclaim ur dignity after jedward and Dustin the turkey

being european means disliking your own country’s entry but still getting offended when it doesn’t get votes

I STAN ONE (1) BALLAD ​