Pilk Drinker

What really ticks me off when talking about ai is when people are like "it's unavoidable" or "you'll have to learn to use it someday" or "its going to be part of the future" like no it's plenty avoidable actually if you have a spine stronger than a dandelion. You simply say "no" and continue to use your own goddamn brain.

i’m not horny at the moment so everyone else’s horniness is disgusting me like get help for real

i’m horny again so everyone get nasty and get freaky

They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

basic human empathy has got to make a comeback divas

(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

There is almost no evidence on this blog of how passionately invested I am in the Final Destination franchise. It makes me crazy. I can’t explain how much watching these movies make me want to make tier lists of the best set pieces and detailed explainers of the construction of the deaths. I would die for you, William Bloodsworth. But preferably not a death consistent with the tone of your canon.

tonight's plans: jerk off to completion..... two cans of sprite (crush against forehead like a neanderthal school bully) ...... write the great american novel

Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.

tumblr is the best bc I can say that Kermit is a butch lesbian and at least one person will agree with me