Rick and Morty Starters I
“You just got handed an ex machina. You’re taking it.”
“What do you think of my flying vehicle?”
“I build robots for fun.”
“If I were a clone, would you tell me?”
“You’re very smart because you’re very much my daughter.”
“We’re gonna die!”
“You’re like a different person.”
“You’re not going to have fun if you over analyze everything.”
“Please tell me you’re here for an incredibly important reason.”
“I killed that alien that was coming for you. Lookin’ out for ya buddy.”
“Get away from the windows.”
“Holy crap this is insane.”
“Son, you have a right to refuse his order.”
“It’s not my fault this is happening.”
“We gotta get the hell out of here.”
“You really shouldn’t be touching my stuff. It’s beyond your reasoning.”
“You have the right to get out of my office.”
“I don’t like being told what to do.”
“That’s flattering and a little weird.”
“You can’t blow up humanity.”
“Everyone wants to be knocked out, no one wants to be dead.”
“I’m starting to work up some anxiety about this whole thing.”
“In many ways this will be like season one.”
“What doesn’t look bad through an illegal spy satellite?”
“Fuck this whole thing.”
“Do you realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?”
“Happy human holiday.”
“I got an errand to run in a whole different dimension.”
“I’m sorry I was a bitch earlier.”
“I don’t have time for your little walnut to wrap itself around everything.”
“Nice to be on the same page every now and then.”
“This whole world is not the world.”
“Looks like we’ve merely prolonged the inevitable.”
“You’re a monster. You’re like Hitler but even Hitler cared about Germany or something.”
“Does anyone have a shot?”
“What kind of monster do you think I am?”
“Jesus, he’s not a fucking god!”
“This isn’t the woman you married.”
“We’re so screeeeeewed!”
“You have the right to kiss my dick.”
“I’m Doctor Who-ing this mother fucker!”
“There is no God. Might want to rip that Band Aid off now.”
“We’re allowed to be here.”
“The world is full of stupid people that want to pull us apart.”
“Don’t believe everything you read on Wikipedia.”
“Moving to a new version of America is a bitch and a half.”
“That was all an elaborate test to make you more assertive.”
“You look like you to me.”
“Come on, bitch!”
“You know I could see them this whole time, right?”
“Well… I can’t cure death.”
“Do you really think this world is real?”
“That’s a lot to drop on a kid.”
“School is stupid. That’s not how you learn things.”
“Out of the frying pan and into the dot-dot-dot.”
“This isn’t special. This is happening across infinite timelines.”
“The era of human superiority has come to an end.”
“It’s about to get a whole lot weirder.”
