crisis is not a verb

they both wore it gayly and now they're gonna make out

Why's everyone always gotta pit two bad bitches against one another

he's the worst man alive he's the love of my life he's covered in blood he's weird about god and he's a lot, he's not perfect, but most importantly he's bisexual

i do not get queerbaited im simply correct all the time. whether the show catches up eventually or not is no great concern of mine

dude no one talks about how having a hyperfixation physically aches like why i can’t i be closer to it why can’t i hold the intangible help

to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking. 

if i saw a person filming me i would kill them