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my ‘unreliable narrator’ tshirt has people asking a lot of questions i can’t be trusted to answer correctly

The idea that Xaden regularly gets bombarded with Violet’s thoughts about wanting to climb him like a tree whilst he’s just trying to get through the day unscathed is actually so funny to me

The fact that Violet got fucked (literally), betrayed by her boyfriend, heartbroken over losing her friend, betrayed by her dragons, hurt AND poisoned all in the same day is wild. You guys complain she’s “annoying” but I think she’s not half as annoying as she could have been. Matter of fact she should’ve set Riorson House on fire as soon as she woke up and saw HER BROTHER was fucking alive. She took it too well all things considered

People think of Xaden as a ruthless shadow-wielder and the leader of a revolution, but the new bonus chapter proved that deep down he’s just a guy in his twenties who wanted to sit next to his crush in class and missed her when she was away. Who also loves chocolate cake.

Violet: why are you following me? Xaden: because we’re dating now Violet: okay… what about Garrick? Xaden: we’re a package deal Garrick: buy one idiot, get one free

Xaden yelling "WELL THE FUCK AWARE" at Violet is honestly so funny to me. Like that is PEAK exasperated husband energy.