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Draco: “My father will hear about this!”

FMC groans: “My father this, my father that. Come on! Put your big boy pants on and fight!”

Draco: “Stay out of it filthy mudblood”

“Will you get OFF my horse, dammit! You don’t come onto someone else’s farm and ride their horse without permission.”

Spock gives him a confused look, “DaisyBelle invited me to ride her, she offered to show me the grounds.”

Jim snickers, “You named your horse DaisyBelle?”

“Yes I named my horse DaisyBelle do you have a problem with that?” McCoy snaps, “Now off!”

All I’ve heard today from 11:30am-8pm (current time now) is

Fucking

Bones, looking at all of them: I’m not your mother?

Jim: Bones you take care of not only me but the entire ship, you’re the glue that holds us together. You’re basically the ships mother

“So, did you trip over a rock and have your shirt ripped off.”

Jim, covered in blood shirtless, hanging onto Spock for dear life after beaming aboard, “You know Bones, I’m getting sick of the sarcasm.”

“And I’m sick of you almost dying on every mission and yet, here we are!”

“Doctor the Captain is in dire need of medical attention.”

Except there are no turtles.

Alec, confused: I-I what? I was just taking a shower??

Magnus: For an hour? I thought you were dead!

Alec: I don’t respond immediately and you think I’m dead?!

Magnus: I have a lot of enemies Alexander.

Alec, stunned: How….how many-

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Then they can’t have you at your highest