queening out and fag hogging the mirror

showing severe symptoms of “needs a kiss” disease

(to the tune of working on the railroad) iiive been working on the railrooad

sources are saying that lord knows it would be the first time

With a glory hole you're having a threesome with the house

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is

I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

*eating balsamic that’s too strong* they laced my shit grand son

buy her a damp cardboard box... and fuck her in it!!! #BROKEROMANTIC