blogging on a budget

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

bricked up after a kiss? my type of man

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

the detached brutality of all these “women need to have more babies” thinkpieces man

split your body wide open for the stock market

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life