Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

good morning it's don't crash out Thursday where we try our hardest not to crash out. on Thursday

i bet it feels good as fuck to be a piece of sourdough bread that gets dipped in olive oil with various seasoning & herbs

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny