yeah ok

delusion on full display!!!

i love mk1 kuai liang. like i love him. he’s such a shortcoming on both a meta and ludonarrative level. over bloated by the scorpion’s origin story while choking on the writing decisions caused by the dlc oh man what a hit. my beautiful failson

sometimes i love love, other times im jean vicquemare from the hit-2019 role-playing game disco elysium saying shit like - no one is married anymore, this is revachol

oookay okay lanky ass cage domineering over built-like-a-ox- kuai liang and he’s just so pliant and warm and and

showering and then smoking right after must feel so fucking good

oh my god… im making everything so needlessly hard when i can just crank it sad-style

uggghhhuhhghh i miss you kuaicage

kuaicage dynamic where they’re both are like “yeahhhh no- sorry i can’t go out with you, i already have a man in my life” but they’re not dating dating, you know?

i actually have to stop using sarcasm around my comrades, either: 1) they don’t understand my cues or 2) i am not good at sarcasm

me and my cat shared a rotisserie chicken for dinner so im completely healed and okay

cold smoked mackerel i know you will treat me nicely please wait for me

showing people what songs you have on repeat is so intimate im practically putting you inside me

gotta stay alive for the potential deprogram meet happening this month

Johnny Cage to Kuai Liang: be my wife bro