Sound Of Badgers

Sirius: hey, are we still on for tomorrow?

Nico: i’m a homosapien

James: alright, the christmas tree is finished! and immaculately decorated if i do say so myself. now where’s the star for the top?

Sirius: bone jaw

Remus: not gonna lie, it’s kinda nice when people roll up their sleeves and you can see their forearms

Remus: Sirius, did you buy eggs like i asked?

Sirius: i’m doing a great job of keeping my crush a secret

Percy: my favourite m&ms are the blue ones

Percy: i’m so stupid

Nico: i don’t need to go to bed. i’m not tired, i’ll be fine

Lucius: well well well if it isn’t the marauders

Nico: Will, you’re not being very cash money right now

Percy: Annabeth sometimes sleep talks. I think it’s quite adorable

Remus: every time i inhale, i can feel my spine pop

Barty Crouch Sr: For your crimes, we sentence you to 68 years in Azkaban.

Percy: So, what do you find attractive in girls?

Sirius: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?