FlySoumaya

Europe really did look at the UK and go “Brexit means Brexit”

the netherlands’ signer coming from former dutch colony Suriname and singing about rebellion, repression and oppression in his own language that was brutally supressed by the dutch colonisers is the vibe i am here for, and it’s the polar opposite vibe of isr**l’s fuckery

israel getting more points than the netherlands from the public is violence, actually. 

Torn between rooting for Germany to get last place and the UK going home last with 0 points just to finish the Brexit era off like it deserves

ZERO POINTS TO THE UK

french contestant vibe is drunk girl accidentally wondered into karaoke night and decided to have a nervous breakdown

we thought covid was the tragedy of the year turns out it's actually french making a comeback in europe

I want Iceland to win because I think it would be funny if Duncan, who’s not there because he has covid, had to give the winning trophy to Iceland, who aren’t there because they have covid

I know we joke a lot about the uk and germany fighting for the last spot every year but that should be exclusively san marino’s spot this year for sneaking in an american

Eurovision 2086: Måns get pushed to the stage in a wheelchair and all of the Europe celebrates his 100th birthday

the reason why europe is never in any dystopian novels, is bc we already got a solid system to work out our problems

I realize now that without context this kinda message coming from an account named allthingsgerman can sound a bit ominous.