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wait he spoke french?-
He gently shook his head from his initial confusion lightly, Wes listened to his words, his concerns and want of the party not going into discord still firmly in his mind.
All they wanted was lovely, maybe lively party where no one was at risk of dying, though his friend always had other plans, probably of putting partyย poppers near the throne, being a natural trouble maker.
The sudden arm around his shoulder made him smile, although his small, toothy grin faltered when the other mentioned him in lead, meaning that the mime was probably being offered a dance as well.
He worked around the arm sling and raised his hands, shaking his head with a nervous demeanour, inching towards the drink table. He was not very confident in dancing, especially in an environment like this, and with what was probably a very animated person. Heโd be content in finding something to drink or something.
ย ย ย Wortox cocked his head towards the side, his grin growing comically confused as Wes slipped out and most adamantly insisted against his request.
โ My, my, Iโll never understand mortals fascination with liquids where such ailments could be inflicted, โย ย he murmured, mostly to himself. Though he nourished himself on the souls of the departed, so was he truly in position to pass such judgment?
ย ย ย Still, his toothy smile returned within seconds and he urged the mime โย ย more circled and invaded the personal space of, a special talent of his, trulyย โ back towards the open floor.
โ Come on, my dear friend! Come dance, have a blast! Whereโs the point in a party if we canโt be hearty? โ
ย ย ย To emphasize his point he did a quick handstand, pushing himself into the air where he soul-hopped back upright besides Wes with a small spin. He did seem rather insistence on the whole ordeal, he wasย starting to get a little bored and this seemed like a perfect excuse to burn off some pent up energy.ย
โ Why, we could practice our routine! Throw a little show for our lovely Queen! โ
ย ย ย Wortox, for one, merely snickered as the lights went out, perfectly calm with a smile as things started to change. How strange!
ย ย ย Why, even the Queen herself seemed surprised by this change! Was this the work of those in disguise? With Their plentiful eyes? The ones heโd heard so much of throughout his travels? He had a feeling this was a mystery that was yet to unravel!ย
ย ย ย How very strange indeed.
ย ย ย In the distance he heard olโย Krampusโ hearty laughter, even fainter the cries of his nearly forgotten mother. Well, that's not a very nice prank to pull! Alas for Them, heโd long come to terms with his past. Still, he waved merrily to the shadows with a toothy grin before turning his back and returning to his mortal companions.
ย ย ย While he had been anticipating something more interesting than a simple ball, and quite interesting indeed this would be, he would hate if things were to end in needless bloodshed. Heโd rather been enjoying his time frolicking with others, thank you very kindly.
ย ย ย But still, how strange, how interesting, how wonderfully intriguing!ย
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ย ย ย Wortox snickered at the mimeโs signs, pretending to take a sip from the empty cup heโd nabbed earlierย ย ( he had no intentions of upsetting his insides for the poison mortals considered a delicacy, no siree! ).ย ย Heโd been expecting something more flashyย when heโd first heard of this quaint event. The few parties heโd seen and attended in pastย ย ( though rarely invited )ย had always been so colorful and loud! Still, it truly did seem as though his mortal companions seemed to preferย it simple. What a terrible shame.
โ Tu n'es pas drรดle, mon cher ami! โย ย he playfully complained, tsking with a wave of his claw,ย ย โ Besides! I quite assure you that our most lovely of queenโs has nothing on me, that indeed Iโll guarantee! I, for one, think we could use some more excitement to brighten us all within our confinement.ย โย
ย ย ย His words were truth, but he knew that, ultimately, he wouldnโt do anything tooย drastic if it upset his friends. Carelessly, he dropped the empty cup onto a nearby table and with a twirl, Wortox draped an arm across Wesโ shoulder after their little display.ย
โ A dance you say? Dance, dance, dance our sorrows away! I like the way you think indeed, but are you sure you could keep up with little olโ me in lead? Hyuyu! โย
Constant Ball prompts โ arrival
ยซย nice dress! ยป
ยซ i donโt dance. ย ยป
ยซ wanna dance?ย ยป
ยซ is THAT charlie? ยป
ยซ you look so good!ย ยป
ยซ thatโsโฆ a big tree.ย ยป
ยซ this is still so weird.ย ยป
ยซ this place is so pretty! ยป
ยซ oh, ew! this is alcoholic! ยป
ยซ i canโt dance! stop asking.ย ยป
ยซ thereโs a chocolate fountain!ย ยป
ยซ at least itโs pretty warm, in here. ยป
ยซ well, might as well eat something.ย ยป
ยซ iโll try to sneak some food out later.ย ยป
ยซ you really decided to dress like that?ย ยป
ยซ do you think i can request some music?ย ยป
ยซ itโs pitch black all around. this is terrifying. ยป
ยซ thereโs alcohol?! i know what to do tonight.ย ยป
ยซ i guess this beats freezing to death outside.ย ยป
ยซ as soon as i see charlie iโm going for her neck.ย ยป
ยซ itโs been so long since iโve been to a fancy partyโฆ ยป
ยซ oh my god all the shadow creatures have bowties.ย ยป
ยซ okay. do we start causing a mess now, or do we wait?ย ยป
ยซ i feel watched. iโm sure there are eyes in the darkness.ย ยป
ยซ they really took my pickaxe?! it barely counts as a weapon.ย ยป
ยซ i donโt know you, but i think iโll stay on this corner until itโs over. ยป
ยซ do you think the shadowy guys cooked this? because itโs delicious.ย ยป
ยซ look, you can stay there and act grumpy all night, or we can at least ty to have fun.ย ยป

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[if a feastclops appears during this party, iโm going to scream.] - Wes [@cease-starvation]
Constant Ball prompts โ accepting!ย ย [ย @cease-starvationโ ]
โ Hyuyu! โ
ย ย ย Wortox snickered at the mimeโs concern, perched on top a chest he kicked his legs and stretched out languidly without a care in the world. The whole ballย ordeal had made him considerably cheery. Finally! Something delightful to look forward to within this odd, odd world.
ย ย ย Quite a shame that his dear companion seemed to hesitant to agree with him.
โ Oh my, rest assured that youโll be quite alright throughout the long night! โย ย he sing-songed,ย โ I simply cannot foresee that our dear and lovely Queen would wish to ruin her own ball with such a massive brawl.ย โ
ย ย ย ...though it would be a fairly amusing prank to pull, one that he would probably consider if he were the one in charge.
โ But! Even if thatย were the case, โย ย he winked, giving them a smile full of teeth that wouldโve seem the furthest thing from reliable to anyone else,ย ย โ Youโve got olโ Wortox to get you out of the place. โย
Constant Ball prompts โ preparations
ยซย i hate parties. ยป
ยซ iโm not wearing that. ยป
ยซ do i have to go, too?ย ยป
ยซ finally! something fun!!ย ยป
ยซ should we bring a gift? ยป
ยซ iโve got nothing to wear!ย ยป
ยซ you got an invitation too?ย ยป
ยซ iโm not sure if i want to go.ย ยป
ยซ come on, itโs going to be fun!ย ยป
ยซ hopefully itโs going to be warm. ยป
ยซ this is a trap. iโm sure itโs a trap. ยป
ยซ do you have a dress i can borrow? ยป
ยซi just hope thereโs going to be food. ย ยป
ยซ what if we completely crash the party? ยป
ยซ iโm still not sure about this whole thing. ยป
ยซ this could be our chance to defeat herโฆ ยป
ยซ iโm going to hide a weapon somewhere. ยป
ยซ do you think weโre allowed to bring a +1?ย ยป
ยซ itโs been so long since iโve been to a ball!ย ยป
ยซ i bet something will be set on fire during the party. ยป
ยซ i swear i saw a shadow creature wearing a bowtie.ย ยป
ยซ looks like anyone can be nicer during winterโs feast. ยป
ยซ is it just me, or there are some decorations on the trees? ยป
ยซ weโre trying to survive and she throws a party?! seriously?! ยป
ยซ if a feastclops appears during this party, iโm going to scream. ยป
ยซ i hope my usual clothes count as โproper attireโ, if i clean them. ยป
ยซokay, who do you think will die first? thereโs no way weโre all getting out of that alive.ย ยป
ย ย With this letter, youโre officially invited to Queen Charlieโs Winter Ball. ย ย ย Meet up at the Florid Postern in a week when Night falls to join the celebrations. ย ย ย Proper attire required ; any weapon will be confiscated.
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To partecipate, simply reblog this post in any blog you want to join with! The event will start at 10pm Rome Timezone the 27th of December, and will continue through the 28th and 29th! Your muse will find the invitation near their tent, and all they have to do is prepare a proper attire ( any skin will go just fine!! ) and will then get teleported to the Throne Room for the party.
Remeber to tag any post regarding this event as #Constant Winter Ball!
This is an event specifically for Donโt Starve muses (OCs, canons and AUs), but any fandomless OC and character with a Donโt Starve verse are also more than welcome!!! ]
โ How much wood would a moose and goose bring if a goose and moose could bring their flocks and herds and friends hither and thither? Would the geese and meese merrily join hands or would the geese fly away and leave behind the meese to have naught but themselves for company ? โย
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I like you // I love you // Youโre one of my best friends // Youโre like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // Iโd kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // Iโm scared of you // I would adopt you // Iโm worried about you // You confuse me // Youโre annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // Iโd invite you with me to parties // Iโd lend you my money // Iโd borrow your money // Youโre good-looking // Iโm suspicious of you // Iโm hiding something from you // Youโre fun // Youโre boring // Iโm upset with you // Youโre nice // Youโre mean // Iโm envious of you // Youโre smart // Youโre stupid // I look up to you // I think youโre a better person than me // I think Iโm a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish Iโd never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better
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Send my character a โ and Iโll bold everything they feel toward your character - accepting
I like you // I love you // Youโre one of my best friends // Youโre like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // Iโd kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // Iโm scared of you // I would adopt you // Iโm worried about you // You confuse me // Youโre annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // Iโd invite you with me to parties // Iโd lend you my money // Iโd borrow your money // Youโre good-looking // Iโm suspicious of you // Iโm hiding something from you // Youโre fun // Youโre boring // Iโm upset with you // Youโre nice // Youโre mean // Iโm envious of you // Youโre smart // Youโre stupid // I look up to you // I think youโre a better person than me // I think Iโm a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish Iโd never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better
Send my character aย โ and Iโll bold everything they feel toward your character.
I like you // I love you // Youโre one of my best friends // Youโre like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // Iโd kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // Iโm scared of you // I would adopt you // Iโd date you // Iโd sleep with you // Iโd marry you // Iโm worried about you // You confuse me // Youโre annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // Iโd invite you with me to parties // Iโd lend you my money // Iโd borrow your money // Youโre good-looking // Iโm suspicious of you // Iโm hiding something from you // Youโre fun // Youโre boring // Iโm upset with you // Youโre nice // Youโre mean // Iโm envious of you // Youโre smart // Youโre stupid // I look up to you // I think youโre a better person than me // I think Iโm a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish Iโd never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better
ย ย ย // only been using this blog to send shitpost-esque asks and i think itโs what Wortox would have wanted
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ฯ - LIGHTNING - something they thought theyโd left in the past, returned
The Constant
After the... incident, with Krampus, Wortox left the world ( albeit unintentionally ). Eventually as he learned to fine tune his abilities and powers he Would return to the Constant but never stayed for too long, not quite sure where he stood with the odd world.
Though after he met the survivors, the Constant once more became a place Wortox calls ( in part ) home. For the better or for the worse he isnโt quite sure, but heโs been having a good time all things considered
Monstrous Headcanons:
Because we canโt all just put brains in jars to see how they tick.
โฆ - HOARD - something that is precious to them โฟ - DECAY - an old memory, from childhood perhaps โ - DUEL - a meeting or relationship that was important to them โฅ - STAKED - a jarring event, something that changed their life/outlook โ - TOMBSTONE - who they are versus who they appear to be โผ - DAYSTAR - a secret they donโt want coming to light โ - THUNDERSTORM - a difficult or miserable time in their life โ - SCALES - how well they balance their good and bad impulses ฯ - LIGHTNING - something they thought theyโd left in the past, returned โข - BIOHAZARD - the most dangerous thing about them to others โฌ - DIRGE - a habit, hobby, or obsession they canโt seem to shake โ - LAIR - where they live, work, or spend most of their time โ - DEATH - the closest itโs come to touching their life
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