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First day at Evil School, I hope they don't find out I'm righteous and upstanding...

#evil #evil school #heroic deeds in my spare time

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Quazi Libre has been going to the Home Depot every day this week, but he has found the food selection the same every time...

Disappointing...

#quazi libre

Soulologist super villain name, The Bad Samaritan

I'm like, super evil!!!

I curse at babies and stuff!!

I support gerrymandering!!!

I like to play games with my friends (I have a life outside of villainy)

#I'm like #evil #i am evil as hell #supervillain

Popping a new vampire style after getting chewed on by this old guy.

Fanging it up.

Guys, check this, I'm about to drink this guy! I'm a vampire! I will s- Oh, he threw... some rice on the ground... That's so bizarre, why would he do that? It's a lot of rice too, that's like what

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen-

#vampire #first hunt #I feel oddly compelled to keep counting #he's low key getting away but whatever

Felt like a houseplant today ☝️

Went outside, was like oh no, it's too hot :(

Went back inside, was like, oh no, too cold :(

Then I immediately thought, and I'm thirsty too D:

#me #thats right #theyre turning me into some type of #plant #I fear

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Charlie (Charlie's Inferno) must be so mad that his punishment isn't even original (Dante's Inferno)

twipsai

omg did i never post this gotenks doodle here?!??!?! thats such a shame this is one of my favs. hiii

Recently they asked me to uh- *covering mic but still audible* No, like I get I'm like furthering an evil agenda... it's just... can I add more pizazz to it? Come on- Whatever! *uncovers my mic, saying* Coming at you live from the panopticon! *the mic audio cuts suddenly*

First reincarnation, they told me not to eat an apple. I totally crunched that pearly (red) orb (apple).

Next 14 quadrillion reincarnations I was various types of bugs.

Got to be a human again this time. Hooray!

Really makes you think about the bug times...

twipsai

🫵 you will respect translators and people who work on localizations. or you shall die by my blade....

soulologist

What, you've got a blade now? Jeez, pick a weapon and stick to it slick

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Sometimes, ony sometimes, in my darkest of moments... I wish that Dark Souls did have an easy mode...

#straight up a skill issue on my part #being so for real

My fiendish familiar (cat) is sending powerful psychic attacks after me, I can sense it.

Whenever I look at this asinine braindead amoeba, I can feel his psychic pressure assaulting my sixth eye.

Disrespectful foul creature.

Just finished my 16 quadrillionth reincarnation in Samsara.

This corporeal stuff is getting kinda old, I wonder if there's something else beyond this...

My beast (the small one)(that I made in a lab) got outside yesterday.

Which is fine. It's allowed outside, but it brought its little knife with it...

I have to pay for all these tires now, these are like crazy expensive guys.

Anyway donate to my CastApp so I can buy a metal detector for the door so this little guy can't bring his shockingly concealable knives outside anymore.

#classic wizard issues #casting spells #casting spells eventually I mean #right now I'm buying tires

twipsai

I went to the clown guild and found a notice that said you were wanted by clown government dead or alive.

Just stay safe man, some of these other clowns don't know you're silly like that.

they want me dead for lollygagging. lollygagging! can you believe it?! the clown government, outlawing lollygagging?! we used to be a country.

soulologist

*clowntry

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Walking into a McDonalds, to buy a burger.

Get to the person at the register, I don't think they're called a cashier, that might just be for stores. Anyway so I get to the register, and this guy turns around.

Low and behold. He's the god damn luchador who keeps making me do riddles.

Can't figure out his impossible riddle and he just says to me, "No burger."

YOU WORK HERE! GIVE ME MY BURGER!

I CAN'T STAND THIS MAN!!!

#burger

zenstars

if you could be part animal what animal would you choose?

I need a minute to think about this

zenstars

Probably a shark

soulologist

You just want to bite people

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