“the weirdest five”

*moans*

five???? youre cutting an onion

i know but the onion is hurting my eyes

*moans*

You’re opening pandora’s box

yes. yes i a- wait. what’s that supposed to mean?

i am an ambivert therefore i’m so fucking rich. like really fucking rich. like get in my level rich. y’all extroverts and introverts ain’t got SHIT on me

will you share your wealth

no i don’t think i will

//hola mi amor! u-uh nothing! that wasn’t…i mean… don’t you dare tell the others.

*pulls out a knife* no i didn’t shut up //how r u :(

*SCREECHES* *LUNGES TOWARDS U* /ayyy! here in texas it’s still hecka hot but we got a cold front the other day so that was fun to deal with

did i just did i just hear you say i’m a bottom

screEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE no IM NOT! i am a TOP.

//hola mi amor! u-uh nothing! that wasn’t…i mean… don’t you dare tell the others.

*pulls out a knife* no i didn’t shut up //how r u :(

*SCREECHES* *LUNGES TOWARDS U* /ayyy! here in texas it’s still hecka hot but we got a cold front the other day so that was fun to deal with

did i just did i just hear you say i’m a bottom

//hola mi amor! u-uh nothing! that wasn’t…i mean… don’t you dare tell the others.

*pulls out a knife* no i didn’t shut up //how r u :(

*SCREECHES* *LUNGES TOWARDS U* /ayyy! here in texas it’s still hecka hot but we got a cold front the other day so that was fun to deal with

//hola mi amor! u-uh nothing! that wasn’t…i mean… don’t you dare tell the others.

*pulls out a knife* no i didn’t shut up //how r u :( <3

//hola mi amor! u-uh nothing! that wasn’t...i mean... don’t you dare tell the others.

OwO