i'm in love with a man named kit

This is an underrated joke

reblog to delete america

i never win these giveaways but it doesn’t hurt to try

one time in freshman history class the teacher asked if we supported women’s suffrage. one kid didn’t raise his hand because “women shouldn’t have to suffer”

imagine being him thinking women’s suffrage is women suffering and the entire class raises their hands and just being like w hat th e fu ck gu ys

closeted does not mean ashamed

bringing this back because it’s pride month. please don’t feel bad about not being ‘out’ or not openly celebrating your sexuality or not attending the festivities. stay safe and comfortable! love you all. 🌈💘

i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it

(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat

look I know the instructions were right there but you have no idea how much time I spent trying to sing this to the tune of uptown funk

honestly hesitant to tell girls how much I love Amy Shark so they don’t think it’s weird when I’m like “your hair would look really sexy in a half bun”

red pandas just stand up when they encounter things they dont understand & i love them for it

I want young Anderson Cooper and current Anderson Cooper to fucking spit roast me on live tv