Cheska Magenta

Give me a twilight au where Bella doesn’t believe in the supernatural. She’s trying to figure out what’s wrong with Eddie boi and he finally says “I’m a vampire” and she’s like “oh yeah right *count Dracula voice* do you vant to suck my blood?” And it’s infuriating for Edward because she comes up with mundane reasons for everything and he spends the rest of the book trying to prove to her he’s a vampire

Y'all need to STOP

Hozier be like: life is about DIRT, life is about RELIGIOUS OVERTONES, life is about BOG BODIES, and above all, life is about getting RAILED so hard your soul exits your body

fanfic titles be like “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags & the first one is “anal fisting”

i feel like slughorn is a MUCH better example of a flawed but lovable character than snape and yet here we are

slughorn says stupid crap like expressing shock that muggleborn wizards and witches can be so talented but he also treats all his students equally in terms of academics, point distribution and desire to educate. the slug club is an example of his slytherin ambition but literally all he seems to want is like. to have his letters read and some free candy and to live comfortably. he loves his students a lot and actively avoids associating with death eaters. he believes in merit above all and is wowed by skill and character regardless of blood status or background. hes a nice flawed old man and hes way better than snape i dont CARE we stan the real potions master

when will someone tell me how ardently they admire and love me before i reject them and tell them how i could never be with them and spend the next twenty-four chapters of my life realizing that i’m actually completely in love with them too

listen I didn’t come here to ship it lightly ok I came here for it to consume my soul

This is just so lovely! ♥️