Friend

Bite me as hard as you please, and make me see stars. I am yours to use.

imagine a burger saying this haha

I love goalie fights it’s like you guys have been standing 200 ft apart this entire time how could you possibly have beef

different color shirt bad

What’s the doctor ‘s number

merchant

liberals that believe “protesting” is allowed in america…well yeah, maybe the kind of protesting you do, which is holding up a poster that’s hermoine saying down with drumpf, but the dead ferguson activists would beg to differ if they could

I can’t believe compulsory heterosexuality made me choose between Team Edward and Team Jacob, when I was really Team Alice all along…

i feel like this photo should have a date on it

this image was made before time existed, that cat is the first soul in the universe and the spilling of that bowl is the folly of mortal sin.

stop i NEED that pic of the boy who took his cat to prom and she has a lil dress and is looking up at him with 100% love and tenderness……..