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Well, consider my hoe downed.

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#Me shyly sneaking up to your house to leave a single post it on your door with the word 'kudos' written on it in crayon
I like the idea in fantasy that humans are better at maintaining things long term because they set up societies or professions to do it whereas dwarves and elves and stuff are like âjust get bob to do it heâs got a good few hundred years leftâ and then bob doesnât teach anyone else how to do it
Elf: How have you kept this castle maintained for a thousand years if your lives are so short?
Human: We just train new people how to do it?
Elf: *gears visibly turning in their head*
Human: Are you alright?
Elf: I just realized that we didnât have to let that whole city fall to ruin just because my grandfather died.
Human: What?
Seen on my walk home from work
THIS!
Every time a cis person complains about being called cis, or a white person complains about being called white, or a neurotypical person complains about being called neurotypical, all I hear is âWAH WAH IâM NOT A VERTEBRATE IâM JUST NORMAL!1!â
Itâs because they want to be the default standard, and they want everyone else who isnât the âdefaultâ to be viewed and treated as lesser than them.
If you make the playing field equal, what excuse can they hide behind when they do terrible things to people they consider lesser than themself?
They might have to actually acknowledge theyâre bad people, and they donât want to see themselves as they truly are or for other people to see them as they are.
They want to BELIEVE theyâre good people without actually having to BE good people.
They want to be SEEN as good people without actually having to BE good people.
I canât find the original post but
They want to be oppressed so bad.
âAnd besides, you silly queens, Iâm not âcisgenderâ! Iâm Olivia!!!â
đą âMy God, I think sheâs right! She IS an Olivia!!!â
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And Iâm betting said bitch has Bible verses on her walls but has never actually read the Bible.
At my last job (Iâm an addiction counselor) I was often called on to facilitate the menâs recovery group because we didnât have any male counselors and also Iâm Not Like Other Girls. (I am actually like other girls, but Iâd done some focused study on menâs issues and recovery, and I really enjoyed working with them.) I found that there was a lot of confusion about what cisgender means, and though some of the guys were pissed off that the term exists and were absolutely not interested in hearing anything about it, some did want to learn. The way I would explain it was, âOkay, so when you were born the doctor said âItâs a boy!â Nowadays, if you look in the mirror and say âYep, doc was right, Iâm a boy!â thatâs what cisgender means. If you look in the mirror and say âI donât know what that dumbass doctor was talking about, Iâm a girl!â thatâs what transgender means.â (We never got into the whole spectrum of gender identities.) Some of the guys found it helpful, and the ones who didnât want to think about it got a quick lesson in how everything is not about their comfort.

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In a normal circumstance, I hate Netflix. However, they struck a deal to produce new episodes of Sesame Street and will ensure that the episodes remain free and accessible on PBS for all kids and for that, they deserve gratitude.
Additionally, unlike the deal previous struck with HBO, this one with Netflix also makes its so new episodes are simultaneously available via Netflix, PBS, and the PBS Kids app.
Please continue to support Sesame Street and all the other PBS programming via donations to ensure everyone, kids and adults alike, continue to have access to educational viewing.
Very important information here.
Very important to try to support PBS kids' programming because Christ knows what they're going to be taught in schools.
The longer I exist as a loudly proudly gay man the more I think that cishet men aren't actually attracted to women.
I see these cishet men talking about their instant turn offs and/or red flags and they're such boring and ridiculous things like "takes pictures of her latte" or "owns cat ear headphones" or "has a nose piercing" and I'm out here like if that's the worst woman you can possibly think of then personally I think you just aren't attracted to women.
At least my instant turn offs that are Dude Things are "is an egotistical manchild that doesn't like the word no" and "has a chronic case of useless husband disorder" and "treats the women in his life poorly".
Like I can't imagine not being attracted to someone because he likes to take pictures of his food or because of a piercing or whatever. Really? That's the worst you can think of? Do you even like women? Or do you think that any qualities that make her stand out from the rest (even when these are EXCEEDINGLY common Girl Things) are inherently unattractive because then you have to think about her as though she's more than just a pussy and a pair of boobs.
I'm reminded of that quote where he talks about how gay men love the ugly parts of men as much as they love the pretty parts, and how straight men are threatened by this because it challenges them to love the ugly parts of women, and I don't disagree per say. I just don't think "takes photos of her food" and "dyes her hair bright colors" fall under the "ugly parts of women" qualifier. I think that's more just "being a human person" and for whatever reason straight men who act like this have a hard time conceptualizing that the women they're attracted to are human or people.
Straight guy here, I want to provide my inside take on what's going on with this.
Genuinely, the straight men OP is talking about are the type that has such a poor vocabulary, they literally don't have the tools to describe relationships. Those traits, the latĂŠ snaps, septum piercing, cat ear headphones, those are all stand-ins for character types that they're unable to describe using specific terms.
Lots of men grow up with this idea that they're supposed to die in battle; men get off the Titanic last, so they find meaning in "being of service" in a "manly" way. This is usually accomplished by working jobs that destroy them, also resulting in utter neglect of their education and relationships. The whole "tradwife" attitude revolves around this idea that "since men are socially disposable, but also sensitive creatures, the female companions in their lives should notice their hardships, appreciate their sacrifices, and support them by making up for their deficits."
I shouldn't need to outline how fucking flawed that worldview is, but it's a common one that many men internalize.
So you get these "poor, hard done by" men who see their daily misery as some fucked up noble sacrifice, and who generally don't spend time enjoying life outside of destructive, manly persuits like after work drinking, womanizing, or drugs. Or sports, because that's a proxy for masculine violence, and another avenue to destroy your body and ""die in battle.""
They don't know how to relax, they don't know how to enjoy their own company, they don't know how to manage a household, they develop unhealthy attitudes and coping mechanisms, their relationships are all based on money, their routines revolve around work and nothing else, and their home lives and family dynamics suffer as a consequence.
What's latĂŠ snap girl doing, really? She's cultivating an online following, she's slowing down to note small details that please her, she's taking time for herself to enjoy a moment. If these men did that, they'd suddenly be confronted with the emptiness of their lives, the futility of capitalism, their substance use problems, and the various aches and pains that riddle their bodies, as a result of their flawed lifestyle.
So, these men construct a type; the anti-their lifestyle type, that's empowered, educated, and self interested. This type finds meaning in others and in themselves, not in lives based on imagined noble self-sacrifice. This type has blue hair and piercings, is aware of social issues and patriarchy, is independent and self regulates well, and doesn't put up with the "poor him" attitudes of the shitty men out there.
As a result, "women with cat ear headphones" represent anti-matter to the "poor him" bros, and they can't use more specific language to describe this, because that would require awareness of their pathetic worldviews and systemic disfunction in their lives.
And I feel bad for these guys, because they're guys like my dad or my highschool pals who went down a shitty path. But wow, their whole fucking orientation towards life sucks, and they tend to expect deference and respect for their bad attitudes and lives of suffering, when they've really just been grease in the wheels of capitalism. They love women, but have constructed a life where only a certain type of woman can really fit into it, and this excludes most folks with enough self interest to have a sense of style that breaks from traditional norms.
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Hot damn that's the truth.
In some pics the new pope looks nice and in others he looks like he's judging my life choices.
Heâs so disappointed in me and I donât even know why.
prison is fucked up regardless but the fact that you can do a prison sentence for copyright infringement is especially insane to me. you deserve to lose your autonomy because we might have potentially made money from that thing. i imagined you did a crime against me so now one day you'll have to hear your son ask his mother who you are.
'piracy is stealing' sorry if you think selling squid games on dvd or whatever is the same as breaking into grandma's house and clobbering her for her piggy bank then you're never washing out the taste of shoe polish from your mouth i fear

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For those of you who dont get to see fireflies. Yes they are real and yes they are gentle
absolutely fucking wild to me that there's a bug that glows. like it's a real thing that is just Outside.
if you live somewhere where they're a thing, maybe it's unremarkable, but the concept is mindblowing to me lol
The wonderful thing is that even if you live where they are a thing, they're still magical. They really are that wonderful. I promise we do appreciate them so so much!
When I moved to Oregon and found out that there are no fireflies here I was so sad.
disability advocacy went wrong when it became about inspiration porn and âdifferently abledâ and savants. its incredible that that guy with no legs did a triathlon but your sister with no legs will not and she doesnt need prosthetics or five hour training days to deserve respect and compassion and accommodations. its incredible that that autistic guy can look at a city from a helicopter for an hour and then draw the entire detailed skyline from memory when he lands but your autistic friend cannot and they dont need to have a special Autism Power to deserve respect and compassion and accommodations.Â
activism framed around âwe are just as CAPABLEâ means that when people genuinely are less capable they are left behind. activism framed around âwe are just as WORTHYâ is fundamental to radical compassion.
This and one step further.
âEvery disabled person has SOMETHING to contribute!â
We do not. Not all of us.
Those with nothing to offer have value and should be provided for anyway.
And yes, we do âletâ it hold us back. We just donât feel like we can show it.
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This is so satisfying to watchâ
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MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck. Not bad luck. I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!
Him Face. Bring me some luck.
Things are scary.
Maybe you need a soft and gently purring Fancy making big big mashy paws in the air to help you out!
Reblog this to spread the love!
Reblog her to spread her comforting vibes! Let those crime paws STEAL your sadness! She will reverse-pickpocket some hope into your pants pocket, too!

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Life among the neurodivergent:
My Best Friend (who has AuDHD): Sending All The Good Vibes for your place selling soon.
Me (who also has AuDHD); Me too, yo. And then I need an awesome apartment. I think Iâve lost ten pounds just from stimming.
MBF: I totally get that. Ever since I understood thatâs what Iâve been doing and therefore have given myself full permission to do it, I feel like Iâm in constant motion.
Me: We could get rich - âThe âStim Yourself Thinâ Weight loss Program! No gym membership or expensive equipment needed - just a willingness to act neurodivergent and no fucks to give about what other people think!â
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