soraaaaaaaa556

i need a capri sun and then i need to be shot

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

Remember divorce is always an option

Even before marriage?

Of course

it's obviously not ideal but what if we just aim for november at this point it's so so so far away I know, and yes I know it's perilously close to end of semester chaos for any students, but

kill the shift manager in your brain

you are not wasting time you are vibing. you are not being unproductive you are literally chilling. make a grill cheese with cheddar cheese and slather a piece of the bread with some honey and maybe you'll relax

...ok but what if the shift manager is actually right

you are a minor so i will say this with absolute confidence as an adult: there is not a single time on the history of this planet that a shift manager has ever been right. and more seriously, in this metaphor: treating yourself like shit for not being productive doesn't actually make you more productive. it makes you treat yourself like shit.

The shift manager in your head is being an asshole for not signing off on your body’s medical leave request. You NEED rest. Take it

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

hi everyone. do yourself a favour and go create a beautiful horse for me

Oh my horse is NOT good at running

@elodieunderglass

I've released many horses of varying quality!

if you tap the horses they JUMP!!

^Absolutely VITAL information!! Life-changing!!