lots of legit criticism about twilight but the way sparkling vampires made adult men absolutely incoherent with rage is a net positive

you only unlock this emotion by being terminally online for the last seven years

everyone i’ve encountered today has been like “you… seem different? lighter somehow?” and i’m like how do i explain how i and the many strangers who have been stranded on this fucked up desert island of a website for the last 8+ years reached a state of time-traveling collective catharsis last night without first having to summarize entire geologic eras of internet fandom culture

#my therapist at the start of the session: you seem? happy??  #me: okay so there’s this show I’ve never watched called supernatural ( @pastelbunn )

happy anniversary to the single most experience i will ever have on the internet