incoherent ramblings

This disclaimer pops up whenever I start talking

i wanna talk shit when we get outside i wanna play tough when you're terrified i wanna have fun like we used to did i wanna rule out the alternative

(note: being effing annoying doesn't mean being badly written)

swear one day ill write a fic based on this idea. or nother fic but it day will come.

PATREON

Yeah.....

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

OH HIIIII MY LITTLE MEOW MEOW

(most of these ended up being a clip that references a specific bh scene instead of representing the episode as a whole, just fyi)

When you made your best friend assistant manager and now you're struggling with crippling withdrawals and bloodlust and are five seconds away from either bursting into tears or ripping apart every human in the hotel apart with your bare hands and you walk into the kitchen to find that your best friend has made himself an "assistant manager" badge but instead of writing "assistant manager" he's written "ass man"