why's everybody always pickin' on me?

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment Man situation.

THE ONLY GIRL I'VE EVER LOVED WAS BORN WITH ROSES IN HER EYES BUT THEN THEY BURIED HER ALIVE ONE EVENING 1945

sometimes i’m like damn maybe i’m too crazy about this media and then i remember it’s made by The Guy Whose Life And Work Is All About Being Crazy About Media and a beautiful calm washes over me

at some point The Character stops being a character and starts being a close personal friend

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

Nobody expected you to draw T. Hanos himself in the Looney Tunes artstyle but you absolutely fucking delivered

Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I've got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is

I've seen this post like twenty times and each time it fuckin takes me OUT.

me: "well it looks like you lost the bet. now you have to do anything I ask for~♡" my girlfriend: "oh yeah? and what's that" Me, scrolling through the search results for a hastily typed 'thigns that are sexually embarassing, for domming': "now now. be patient little bird~♡"

have you found anything yet goddess

Last night while walking home, i saw 3 presumably straight guys sharing an escooter and dryhumping eachother while chanting "hump hump hump" and occasionally yelling "turbo mode!!" and pretending to rev the escooter. And then one of them called ME a faggot