i'm her kind of car. she's my kind of crash.

my cat has the worst life because she has to get gunk wiped from her bad eye and this is cruel and unusual to her

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

i need all the help i can get for finals

I could use some luck

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

you can take hormones recreationally btw. you can take it because it makes your brain feel good and sex is better. that’s an option. it doesn’t have to be a gender thing for you, if that’s what’s holding you back. they’re just drugs, like any other drug

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

sad part about sex being a taboo topic is that sometimes really funny things happen during sex or related to sex or at weird sex clubs and you cant tell the story to like 90% of people in your life because of the sex context. the contsext. do you ever wonder how many people have funny sex stories theyre just sitting on. its tragic.