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unexplainedthings

opalescent-potato

#oh no!! #his LUNCH

ordr

Thanks for sexualizing peoples trauma fuckhead

anytime

#thats like half the fun of having truama #yeah Im immeasurably fucked up!#but I got some god tier fucking kinks out of it!#-wilbur

greelin

“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”

#me lookin cute with my pal niv mizzet

catchymemes

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catchymemes

a-healthy-dose-of-apathy

i feel like someone dead pretending to be alive

equalseleventhirds

if i were an extremely wealthy owner of a television network i would shrimply pick up all the successful shows netflix and hbo and disney cancelled that ppl made petitions abt and the creators said they have more written for

and then make more seasons of them and my network's ratings would be wildly high and also it'd be baller pr or w/e

tonoiho

you're funny but you arent die die gun. so try again

tonoiho

WHAT

oh my god.

thanks moophyl.

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acespeon

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2,067 slutty, slutty years

elfgrunge

Going insane reading this wikipedia quote about the real life Cocaine Bear, which is taxidermied and kept in a mall in Kentucky (though it may actually be a different, unrelated, taxidermied bear)

According to the bear's owners, the Cocaine Bear has the authority to officiate legally binding weddings in the mall where it is kept due to Kentucky's marriage laws. This claim is only partly true; the bear does not have the authority to solemnize weddings, but the state of Kentucky cannot invalidate marriages performed by unqualified persons if the parties believe that the person marrying them has the authority to do so. As such, it is a belief in the Cocaine Bear's authority that allows it to officiate legally binding weddings in Kentucky.

You have to BELIEVE in the power of your Cocaine Bear Marriage for it to take effect. Fucking magical.

ladeldee

Surely he's not thinking about someone as he gazes out into the night sky

roguealmondfort

henry calling joel ellie's dad and then both of them immediately denying it in unison was gold tho

starrose17

actually i wasn't sure what he meant by /southern/ pansy specifically. he's an angel wouldt he have said northern pansy?

HA, that would have been a good twist actually, but it’s specifically an English expression, southern pansy meaning “posh English homosexual” because the English southern accent is stereotyped as being the posh accent, which Aziraphale definitely talks that way.

flordefandom

I’m sorry southern pansy means what?? Omg

starrose17

….okay people really don’t know this! Yes, calling someone a pansy is calling them gay, and a southern pansy is a posh gay, so when Aziraphale says he’s not just a southern pansy he’s THE southern pansy, he is literally saying he is the gayest of all the posh gays XD

wolife-wuz-here-deactivated2023

Reblogging for all the non-British (and British not-in-the-know!) fans who didn’t realise that “Southern Pansy” means Posh English Homosexual.

I feel that this is important information.

neurodivergentcosmos

I internal joy screeched at that scene b/c he was reclaiming a derogatory term & it was so empowering to see! By reclaiming it he was saying to Shadwell (& Heaven too), “You don’t get to degrade me. I’m embracing that word as mine, not yours. I know who I am now.” AND THAT IS GLORIOUS & POWERFUL

flootzavut

… it never occurred to me that people didn’t realise what “southern pansy” meant, so I’m reblogging this for everyone who didn’t know.

neil-gaiman

I was the author and I thought everyone knew.

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imstillwandering

a double life crossover inspired by this post (that was inspired by another post) with these two guys (god i hate them)

[ reblogging really helps out!! :0 :) ]

#pffttt #one of us would lose a life to prove a point-Wilbur

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