ex'hausted

I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together

The three pillars of humanity, in no particular order, are Joy, Absurdity, and Sharing

i love gifs that don’t loop. they had a story to tell and now they’re done

i dont need to try wagyu because ive watched enough high end cooking videos that i can simulate the taste and texture in my mouth whenever i want. i can also imagine what its like to be a bat and i have pieced together the experience of the color red without having ever seen it

you joke but I used to be friends with someone who actually said things like this, he said he could meditate to know exactly what different kinds of injury felt like and specifically made a point to say that periods aren't that bad so my friends and I weren't allowed to complain about them

Very excited for this new type of guy

NEVER do your best. QUIT

ate something, opened a window, briefly cured etc you know how it goes

thrrowing away batteries feels so bad i feel like i should eat them

Hannibal literally just did it for the lolz... he said wait.. my name is Hannibal......... what if I........... oh this is going to be hilarious

Honestly with some distance i think I'd say german teenagers were onto something when they used "hobbyless" as the default insult in the early 2010s

I’m only just realizing thst the “Catnip” is likely planted. Look st the movement of the cops hand in the second gif. Looks more like he’s passing it from hand to hand

aminals literally just walk around with their butt holes out……..FREAKS