suck my egg

I regret turning up my volume

watch them consider the worm

“boi u just”

i just wanna give a special shoutout to pineapples for being literally one of the best fruits in the world they’re sweet and juicy and everything a fruit should be

And they dissolve your flesh if you have it on your skin for too long!

love that!

people in high school used to call me "succulent tendril" due to my habit of sprouting rather succulent tendrils from my body that classmates could pick and consume, to their endless delight

NONE of this would be happening in the Berenstein universe

a weapon to surpass metal gear

do you want to try prime

the only kind of poc solidarity that exists is rice

physically im here but mentally im out in the jungle naked with my fists full of wild geckos