never not the hour

wotc has gotten. just. devastatingly good at servicing fans of mtg in between ub slop sets. i feel like im with a girl who's annoying as fuck and can't stop making references to the marvel cinematic universe and thinks superman is stronger than goku but she gives unreal head. absolutely reality shattering blowjobs

in what fucking universe is "cuntboy" a hentai genre anywhere near the level of futanari. why is that one censored and not futanari. deeply fascinating stuff

Why Are We Counting Fetishization Of Transmasculinity (However Much That May Exist) As Fucking Misogyny Why Are So Many Of Them Like This

legalize copyright infringement

to be clear this is a fully sincere political belief that I have. I am pro copyright infringement and in fact anti "asking for permission to make derivative art"

a few people in the notes seem to be under the impression that this is a stance that requires caveats. so just so we're all on the same page: no exceptions. "stealing art" (copying existing works for personal gain) is a good thing.

some of you seem to have bought into the capitalist lie that copyright infringement causes artists to "lose money", which fundamentally assumes that everyone (or even like a notable portion) who obtains a would-be-illegal copy would have otherwise paid full price to obtain the original. and like we all know that's not true right

the thing about copyright abolition is that. what makes theft bad is that something is taken away from its rightful owner. in this sense, copyright infringement is literally not theft, because making a copy of something doesn't tangibly cause the original owner to lose anything that they would otherwise have. copyright enforcement, on the other hand, does take away people's access to what should be theirs. anyone who makes art while employed by a corporation and is unable to sell their work because it does not belong to them, anyone who's been sued by a pop musician for making music that sounds vaguely similar if you don't allow the jury to listen to the actual songs, these people have far more in common with victims of theft than anyone whose copyright has been infringed

like the thing with the film rights to MLK's speeches being owned by spielberg / dreamworks, that's not actually an instance where copyright law failed to protect artists. that's the system working as intended. MLK's speeches were his intellectual property. when he died the rights to that intellectual property transfered to his family, and his family decided to sell those rights to dreamworks, thereby functionally preventing anyone else from legally using those speeches in a film for the next several decades. no crime was committed, nobody was tricked into anything, that's just how intellectual property rights work

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

i think that rupi kaur as an individual is overhated and that her being a woman of color makes her an easy target for online scrutiny but i also think her poetry is not good and the general instagram-friendly snippet poetry trend she was (though definitely unwittingly) heavily responsible for as people tried to imitate her was massively annoying. it’s nuanced…

ur actually a bad person and a terrible human being for shaving ur legs, is that what u wanna hear

Not to be a bitch but sometimes people engage with fiction in the most boring way possible, and nowhere is this clearer than in videogames. Like what you mean you hate a character just because they were kind of abrasive when speaking to the player character? "They were mean to me" and it didn't occur to you to wonder why? Like, what might their attitude toward you reveal about the world? About the social dynamics within it? About their own perspectives and backgrounds and personalities? Does it even occur you to ask? Would you only have liked them if they bowed to your presence and talked about how great you are? Like I'm sorry but you're so boring. How boring fiction would be if it cathered to you

“Why do straight men act so gay with each other haha” bc they find gayness to be funny and feel the need to emasculate each other even when it’s on a friendly level. Do you have any other stupid fucking questions to ask me

I actually think it's because their souls call out for the closeness afforded to men in the past. Men used to hug each other. They used to kiss each other on the cheek. They used to walk closely with one another to confide in one another. We sexualized affection between men so hard that now the only way they can achieve the closeness they once had is with the affect of it being for the bit. Let the boys kiss each other, hug each other, and physically comfort one another without sexualizing it, damn it!

I think you’re probably stupid

sure cgi is a useful skill but ultimately it was meant to be an enhancement for existing foundation within film. it wasn’t meant to be a replacement for hundreds of skilled artisans. if the whole city is cgi, if the clothes are cgi, if the hair is cgi, if the walls are cgi, where is the line where it stops being live action? it’s just hyper realistic uncanny valley animation. it ages worse, it makes people feel like the world is fake and unable to suspend their disbelief, when overused it feels soulless. it was meant to add magic to movies and instead corporations decided it was cheaper and faster to exploit workers and make everything computer generated instead of REAL

it wasn't meant to be anything. the machine doesn't have a soul. you don't need to become christian to voice your moral and aesthetic grievances with bad or overzealous cgi use

speaking of hedging, one criticism i always hate that's often levelled against people doing media criticism or analysis is variations on "oh they think all their opinions are correct" yeah i'd hope so--don't understand why someone would hold an opinion they think is wrong! i hate the culture of endlessly qualifying everything you say to mollify an interlocutor who feels like your strongly held opinion is an imposition on their free will and i think nobody ought to bend to it. make your criticisms and points with your fucking chest. if you think you need my permission to disagree with me then you will die my thrall and be buried in my tomb

jf i was vladimir nabokov and i was writing lolita i would make her an adult becaude then it would t be dark problematic media and instead a sweet romabce between two adults (woke and pure)

uooooogh the christian God is actually deer skull and raccoon salmon in pickup truck ooooooooooooooo and She (god) (usually refererd to as Male but im Queering it) talked to me in parking lot and said uh h Life Is Decay Anr Rotting and Sunlight is actually the souls of deer skull and i was like woah but im just little old me from somewhere in the contiguous USA and She (god) (Queering it) said being Yourself is th e most important thing and that i should Vote