Nine's Sonic Bad Guys AU Nonsense

Here, I will post rambles and ideas for the AU, as well as incorrect quotes. But if you're particularly interested, you can ask the Bad Guys and associates some questions too! Their "canon" aligns with the fics currently written for the AU on AO3.

Currently available to ask:

Surge the Tenrec

Metal (Sonic)

Kit the Fennec

Duo the Cat (Mimic)

Rough and Tumble the Skunks

Governor Amy Rose

Lanolin the Sheep

Whisper the Wolf

Tangle the Lemur

Belle the Tinkerer

Miles (Formerly "Tails") Prower

Graham the Hyena (OC)

More TBA

Ask them anything as long as it's not over-the-top or weird. Asks for multiple characters are allowed!

That's right what are you guys planning to do to:3

"Wait... what are we going to do?," Kit quietly asked. "This is, like, our first Valentines' Day where we haven't either celebrated with a heist or been in prison."

"I genuinely have no idea either," Surge sighed, looking down. "Nothing special planned at all."

"Y'all have fun coming up with something to do yourselves," Duo said with a smile, his attire shapeshifted into pink-tinted formalwear and a bouquet of flowers held in his tentacle-hair. "I'm off to indulge in the specials at the Fairy's Tooth with my sweet, handsome fiancee!"

As the cat skipped out the door to Amy's house, humming one of Graham's lute tunes, Tumble put a hand on Surge's sulking shoulder.

"Wanna join the aroace bros and just... eat a bunch of chocolate?," Rough asked on his brother's behalf.

"That sounds pretty good, actually," the tenrec grinned, Kit nodding as well.

Metal, on the other hand, just tapped a finger against her muzzle, her inner processes lamenting over all the fun she and Surge had had together as criminals, and the fact that now it was just planning to do something a robot couldn't even join in.

"Sonic played guitar," Amy explained, "and I tried to pick it up a little when we were both our 'canon' ages... then he started to show his true colors and I threw mine away. Not interested in playing again. I think that's it."

"... implying I wouldn't just use it as a weapon either?," Kit said in a chuckley tone as his eyes glowed pink.

You get the point! Badass!

POOF!

“WRRRRRROOOOOOAH!”

Surge’s roar was not loud or angry, but panicky as she tried to keep her balance on suddenly longer legs. It eventually managed to stand up straight… by planting an equally long arm against the ceiling of Amy’s living room.

“Oh. Gosh.”

Amy put her hands over her mouth as she gazed upon the tenrec’s new body. Surge had the darker, accented fur and spiky clothing expected of the transformation, but whereas Sonic’s Wereform had been ripped and muscular owing to his natural physical ability, Surge’s was a slender, lanky giant.

“Surge, a-are you okay?”

Kit and Metal also watched with baited breath (well, not breath in Metal’s case.)

The tenrec growled softly, before suddenly screaming.

“OWWWWWWWWWWW!”

“Greenie Are You HURT”

“YES! I CAN LITERALLY FEEL MY CYBERNETICS STRUGGLING TO HOLD TOGETHER FROM BEING STRETCHED LIKE THIS! IT FUCKING HURTS!”

“I think the Dark Gaia energy numbed the initial pain,” Kit said with a finger on his chin, “and has altered your mechanical parts a little to accommodate this new power. But it seems the were-transformation was not made with cyborgs in mind…”

“HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE ‘BADASS’ WHEN EVERY MOVE I MAKE RISKS PERMANENT DAMAGE TO MY POWERS AND INTEGRITY, ASKER? THIS SUCKS! I’M…”

“Surge-”

“I’M A MONSTERRRRR!,” Surge burst into tears, still trying to prop herself up at the same time. “IT H-HURTS… CH-CHANGE ME B-BACK…”

“Hey Surge Check ‘This’ Out”

“HUH-”

Surge looked over and Amy looked up to see Metal, having telescoped her arms and legs out to match the tenrec in height.

And then Surge burst out laughing.

Metal put a hand on the tenrec’s shoulder and also ran her laughing protocol, eyes upward-pointing arrows, as Amy and Kit just smiled.