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do you eat pussy like that ...?
anjo’s monthly rubick/naga shitpost, delivered
PS. chicks always ask him that when they see him devour dem mangos while walking back to lane
Pro: Not everyday do you get a chance with a Slithereen. Con: I assume fish are slimy.
And yet, still not half as slimy as you, if tales tell true, Carl.
Pro: Fish half. Con: human half
((Troy McClure, is that you? Give me back my Naga dakimakura!!))
½, ( =①ω①=), (/□\*)・, (≧∇≦), (*^◇^)_旦 - slithereencrush
½ (greater/smaller size) Size is generally a marker of health and strength amongst the slithereen, but since joining in the war Slithice has met so many various types of creature of all natural sizes, that the rule no longer seems so clear-cut. She’s an average size for her people but somewhat bigger than most humans, so she tries to be careful not to hurt anyone by accident.
( =①ω①=) (animals/pets) She finds insects, particularly flying ones, very interesting to observe and study, as there is nothing alike in the deep sea, but does not keep any pets herself.
(/□\*)・ (blush) Pretty much anything that would make a human blush - awkwardness, arousal or anger. Her blood/blush is red. Unless you mean one specific thing, in which case she greatly dislikes being caught out in social situations - accidentally being rude due to not knowing what is correct to say/do, as they make her feel very awkward, flustered and out of place, and have led to some bad experiences in the past when she first came ashore.
(≧∇≦) - (happy) - Feeling like she belongs, feeling like she is progressing on her mission, spending time with friends, and reading.
(*^◇^)_旦 (eat/drink) Meat, as raw and fresh as possible, and water. She can eat some plants/vegetables in small amounts, but prefers not to as she doesn’t like the taste of most land foods and can’t digest them properly anyway. She can drink alcohol and handles it well due to her size and metabolism.

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"Sssslitchice." - slithereencrush
“Slardar?” The familiar voice made her heart drop. The siren stood straighter as she turned to face him, hoping that he would find nothing out of place. “It’s...been a long time. Why are you here?”
"Pro: Your eggs are delicious and I'm sure you're great at oral. Con: Oral is all we can really do."
It feels a little strange being told that, though I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised. I’ve heard you landfolk find even milt a delicacy. Speaking of which, I’ve seen Slardar around here recently, perhaps you should pay him a visit? As for your “con”, thinking outside the box on occasion will do you no harm at all, Lucifer!
"Pro: Always more than one pair of hands Con: That feel when no vag!"
“That feel”? Hm. Well, your additional limbs are strange to me too, sometimes.
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Attractiveness:
repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words
Personality:
grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted || egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible
How likely they would have sex with them:
not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex
Level of Friendship:
never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||
First impression of them:
I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them
Current impression of them:
I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them
How good of a kisser:
worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed
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“I’ve barely spoken to you off the battlefield, Azwraith, which is a shame since we’re both illusionists - let me know if you’d like to have a chat sometime, hmm?”
can fish grow vaginas
Can you grow fins, grey-mage?

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Send me ‘HC’ + a word and I’ll tell you a headcanon about my muse(s) based on it.
Send me one pro and one con you could see with having sex with my character.
((alright, it’s not like I’m not a filthy sinner with like 10 nsfw prompts in my inbox anyway))
((should I reblog that pros/cons of sexytime meme, or is it just gonna be variations on “mfw no vag” ? XD))
Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours:
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Way ahead of you there. Now what?
“I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU ALL SOME REASONABLE CLOTHING ON FROSTIVUS!!”
Thank you, but save your coins on me. I have nothing to ‘cover’, and the cloth just flops about and gets in the way when I try to move.
“Flop about? Huhhm, I’ll get you the very first thing Siren, and I am sure it will cover you good enough and won’t come in your way!”
That sounds…ominous. What exactly do you have in mind?
“Hard armor lady. Anything that would make ypu look better, instead of how you came to the battle wearing.. uh, wait, are you ‘wearing’ that tail..?”
Wearing my tail? No more than you are 'wearing' your legs, Tresdin! Besides, my kind have little need of much armour, as our scales are our natural armour already. Now if you did want to gift me something helpful, I'd not say no to a new sharp blade. The ones you have always look so ornate yet effective!

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Way ahead of you there. Now what?
“I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU ALL SOME REASONABLE CLOTHING ON FROSTIVUS!!”
Thank you, but save your coins on me. I have nothing to ‘cover’, and the cloth just flops about and gets in the way when I try to move.
“Flop about? Huhhm, I’ll get you the very first thing Siren, and I am sure it will cover you good enough and won’t come in your way!”
That sounds...ominous. What exactly do you have in mind?
Visage or Batrider?
Visage I suppose, but only because I know him better. Though the Batrider’s love of fire certainly doesn’t help, either.
@butsketr fuck you, you rat fucking goblin
I’m not sure you should take my choosing you in a hypothetical situation simply because you’re the only one I’ve actually met, as such a heavy compliment, Visage.