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i am kind of sad ok

thank you

oh my god i actually feel so bad for that teacher if that was the arrangement because they’re going to get in SO MUCH TROUBLE from their supervisor but SERIOUSLY that shot was SICK

me: my wife just gave birth someone from melbourne: I’m from melbourne

you come into my house, you disrespect my aesthetic 

How I want my bank account to look like by 25.

Claiming it.

Waaaaay up 🙏🏾

11:11am on the receipt.

Reblog for prosperity, and success. May you always have what you need.

That’s what I’m saying

In other words, this is the ATM receipt, reblog and money will come your way.

Doesn’t hurt to try.

my favorite part of flying home to texas is when the pilot yells YEEEEE HAWWWW WE’RE IN TEXAS NOW BOYS and fires his revolvers into the roof of the cockpit. 

seeing people excel in what they’re passionate about is the most beautiful thing

if my son cheats on his girlfriend ima smack the shit out of him and send the girl a sephora giftcard.

you are worth more than second thoughts and maybes