Sarah

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people who aggressively hate cats are weird

people who hate cats are who u should look out for. they hate cats because cats will not be controlled by a human and that fact upsets so many people.

If you’re one of those people who thinks executive dysfunction only happens for things we don’t like (school, cleaning,) then please consider the fact that I’ve been meaning to plug my phone in for 20 minutes and I’m now at 2% and still putting it off to write this post ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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You would not believe your eyes

If ten million fireflies

Lit up the world as I fell asleep

‘Cause they fill the open air

And leave teardrops everywhere

You’d think me rude but I would just stand and stare

I’d like to make myself believe

that planet earth turns

Slowly

It’s hard to say that I’d rather stay awake when I’m asleep

‘Cause everything is never as it seems

‘Cause I’d get a thousand hugs

From ten thousand lightning bugs

As they tried to teach me how to dance

A foxtrot above my head

A sock hop beneath my bed

I’m left speechless

Why’d you interrupt us pardner

What is wrong with you pardner

Are you proud of what you’ve done pardner

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Lmaooo

bruhhhhhh lmaoo

Even the dolphin looks a little uncomfortable, lol

^^^^ right lol i look at the dolphins eye and i cant stop laugh now😭💀