Hey. You probably don't recognize me but... you showed up in my notes once (1 time) and well, heh, your funny username caught my eye.... Can I come in your house

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

i'm sorry i don't know what came inside me. came into me. came over me. sorry.

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

girl sends me "guess who's in town!" and I say "I've been in town for my whole life" and turn off my phone to play more playstation

crazy thang is whenever someone makes a post talkng about how xyz thing annoys them someone will always go 'oh so we're not even allowed to do [thing] anymore??' like no you literally can. that person just will not like you. if that is enough to stop you then its not that youre not allowed its that you are not capable of existing outside of the approval of others

why are you asking for permission. begging? are you a dog or a man