Sonagon

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Winter: "Pardon? I was informed that you are the one in charge here?" Winter: "Hello? Seawing?" Tsunami: "YES! WHAT IS IT?" Tsunami: "Ah! You’re, uh… Winter, from the Jade Winglet, right?" Winter: "Yes, I am PRINCE Winter and I would like to file a complaint. Urgently." Tsunami: "Yeah? Shoot." Winter: "Well, a rogue Sandwing seems to have invaded my sleeping quarters." Tsunami: "Oh? That doesn't sound good. Did they do anything?" Winter: "Where do I even begin!?! I cannot get it to leave me in peace! The noises that come out of it while it sleeps are unbearable, and the ones during the day are even WORSE somehow! And yesterday that barbarian devoured my toiletries." Tsunami: "Oh, that sounds… Hey, wait a minute! This isn't about a rogue Sandwing! You're talking about your clawmate, aren't you? Nice try, but he's supposed to be there!" Winter: "Yes, that’s the problem I’m complaining about! The arrangement is thoroughly unreasonable! I request an immediate change!" Winter: "See, I believe there was a sort of mistake. I am an Icewing Prince, I really ought to have my own accommodations. Away from the common masses and any disgracious, sand-based reprobates therein. Could you arrange that for me?" Tsunami: "Let me think about this for a moment."

Tsunami: "Hmm, well, … considering that… and…" Tsunami: "No." Winter: "P-pardon me?" Tsunami: "The rules of this school were clearly laid out before your queen signed the agreement, Winter. They are not negotiable. We're breaking down walls here, and the clawmate system is a part of that." Winter: "What is this condescending tone you direct at me!?? You may be Seawing royalty, but your impertinence defies my understanding!" Tsunami: "Oh, you didn’t understand it? Let me spin it into a few different phrases for you, so you can pick the one you like best."

Tsunami: "NOOOO WAAAAY!" Tsunami: "NAW! NADA! NEGATIVE!" Tsunami: "YOUR REQUEST IS SUMMARILY DENIED!" Tsunami: "THE SANDWING STAYS WHERE HE IS!" Tsunami: "YOU BETTER GET COMFY!" Tsunami: "CAUSE YOU’LL BE BESTIES IN NO TIME!" Tsunami: "And sorry about the, what, brushes? We'll have those replaced, probably." Tsunami: "Now, I hope that helped resolve the issue for you. If you have any other problems, let me know!"