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I know it's unfair vilification and stuff but it's also a lot of fun to see old media and stuff where people were SO scared of big animals like lions, sharks, crocodiles and wolves were fully expected to just come and eat you the moment you stepped into their territory. In older media we also made that assumption about gorillas and in still older we thought it'd be whales.
But some animals that will actually fuck you up got left behind. Boars will kill you and eat you. They're way more likely to do so than any of those other things actually. Hippos, obviously, got off like bandits always being depicted as cute and dopey. And then there's the squids. Not giant kraken size squids. The eight foot squids that hunt in packs and will fuck you up if you fall in the water at night. I can't BELIEVE people slept on that. It's like all they cared about were the huge deep sea ones we never see. The medium size wolf pack squids were right there.
Oh some of you don't know about the squids. I talked about them in another thread that went kinda viral somewhere or other but one of the reasons you should not swim in the open ocean at night in many parts of the world is that the water starts teeming with these:
And as you can see it is not like instant death, they too are just animals and they are often just gently curious about the presence of humans!
But people who study and dive with sharks will tell you you're safe as long as you stay calm and know what you're doing. The world's leading professional night divers and experts on these squids, specifically??? Stress in every interview and article and paper they write in that you simply do not fuck around with these squids. They know what they're doing and they still all have at least one story of being attacked, in some cases having to be hospitalized. Considering just how rarely anybody puts themselves in the pitch dark nighttime ocean on purpose, let alone during a squid feeding frenzy, it sounds like they're quite a bit more likely to consider you potential food than other marine predators.
We also don't know how many fatal attacks might have ever happened, because what humboldt squid like to do with large prey is just drag it away into the darkness forever. The two worst attacks ever proven involved two or three squid at a time latching on to a diver (in BOTH cases they were professionals and knew the risk!) and jetting straight downward with enough force that both divers suffered injury from the sudden pressure change alone, including burst eardrums, nearly passed out and they probably would have died if they hadn't broken free.
In general, people who die drowning in the dark open ocean are either never found, or they're found in pieces picked over by enough scavengers that the precise cause of death can only be narrowed down to "the sea." But now you know ONE of "the sea's" possible murder weapons :)
There's a short section on Humboldt squid in Wikipedia's entry for Cephalopod attacks on humans:
And if you can get past some of Animal Planet's hokey presentation style, this video includes a bit of interview with one of those professional experts who still got nearly squidded from existence:
There is of course some debate about all this, with some arguing that all proven documented attacks occurred on people with reflective diving equipment, which they say the squid must have mistaken for the shine of fish. However, there are lots and lots of people who have to fish around these squids to survive, who do not have access to that kind of equipment, and also have a consensus that if you fall in the water when big squids are out hunting you might disappear without a trace or perhaps just get your head bitten open. With many modern science guys agreeing with this sentiment, this is one case where the "they're just misunderstood sea friends" crowd is kind of outnumbered.
The sea at night is theirs and not ours is all. It's not ours during the day either but since we are neither marine nor nocturnal animals we are double fools in the eyes of the squids, which by the way are these eyes:
Absolutely! Also, the Humboldt squid will hunt in packs, sometimes with one flashing brightly to draw attention while the others approach in near unseeable camoflage!
I absolutely adore Humboldt squid. I saw a doc once where a scientist was cage diving to study them, and one of the squid squeezed it's entire massive body through the cage bars, bit the guy and squeezed right back out.
Why isnt this an animal that's already long gone viral like honey badgers once did. This is the animal that actually gives no fucks. People really are just that obsessed with bigger squids I guess? But the bigger ones frankly come across as big softies in comparison. One big sea monster can never be as intimidating as a thousand coordinated man sized sea monsters.
This is why I thought that if mermaids had a cultural equivalent to lycanthropy it'd be weresquids. Fun fact nocturnal marine life increases activity on the brightest nights ie the full moon.
It's far from the biggest criticism to have of pokemon but the way pokemon games have been doing legendaries lately has annoyed me. Like nooo you're probably right I didn't want the chance to actually use the cool legendary of the game until after the main game is done anyways. Doing something like turning it into a glorified car that I can't actually put on my team until I'm forced to will totally make it extra endearing and not forgettable until it's annoying or anything
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I need to get back to fighting with art... I've got revenges to do and characters still bookmarked but I hit like, a motivation brick wall for a few days. They should make it impossible for that to happen during artfight.
disabled people should not have to pay to live their lives like everyone else. and in the case of insulin, disabled people should not have to pay to Not Fucking Die
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I haven't listened to the magnus archives in a long time and actually I'm very bad at listening to things so I read transcripts of most of it, but I really like thst episode where the lady keeps saying "no I'm not going to eat my husband. i will die here. I refuse to eat my husband. i am not going to eat my dead husband no matter what. I'm just not going to do that" but another character from a fleshy meaty episode shares her last name. like ohoho yeah I'm sooo sure you didn't eat your husband, totally
Art fight 2026 is off to a great start, so many talented artists this year. I've got a lot of revenges to do already, but this batch is actually made up of the attacks i made to payback people from 2025 I didn't have time to revenge.
Day 1 Crimson and Rose by Juledgoy [AF Profile]
Just so happened to coincide with my Among Us hyperfixation so I wad very excited to make this one
Day 2 Pokesona by candycathode [AF Profile]
I love xurkitree so I was very excited for this one!
Day 3 Peach The Bayleef by WarbornTaco [AF Profile]
Very cute design for a Bayleef!
Day 3 Vita by Alooshii [AF Profile]
2nd attack on day 3! Vita didn't have a colour scheme so i did it in greyscale :) I love Vita's design!
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I haven't played Splatoon in a long time but I just remembered how fun it was to snipe people with Ultra Stamp. Like, just in general, having an absurdly giant hammer and using it as a long-ranged weapon is funny.
Now on one hand my selfish dream of a second TV in ch5 didn't come true (which I'm not surprised by, really, but it was still my selfish dream) but on the other the "DUMP HER ASS" line is sooo funny so the TV lovers still won Chapter 5.
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