fish love me men fear me

my birthday

Happy birthday, my dear friend. I hope you enjoy the day.

the last time you tagged me in something it was threatening to eat me but uhh thanks?

I may still eat you. But it is your birthday and I have better plans for you.

i’m eating koi first.

Hello Silas. I know a lot about you.

what. what do you mean

I am going to have fun with you two.

i’m going to kill you and eat your remains

You could not do as much as scratch me if you tried <3 Your pathetic fangs could be ripped from your mouth and I wouldn't know the difference. But that's okay, I wouldn't want it any other way.

yeah right. you can’t do shit to me. i dare you to try.

Sit.

…fuck you. let me go

Maybe I will... if you Bark for me.

why did you two get freaky on my birthday post. come on dude what the hell.

my birthday

Happy birthday, my dear friend. I hope you enjoy the day.

the last time you tagged me in something it was threatening to eat me but uhh thanks?

I may still eat you. But it is your birthday and I have better plans for you.

i’m eating koi first.

Hello Silas. I know a lot about you.

what. what do you mean

I am going to have fun with you two.

i’m going to kill you and eat your remains

whuh

my birthday

Happy birthday, my dear friend. I hope you enjoy the day.

the last time you tagged me in something it was threatening to eat me but uhh thanks?

@sonadowfan66 if you’re not doing anything tonight can i take you to the forest and hunt you for sport

yeah sure that sounds good

of course i liked it koi :)

:)