So Much Frikin Chicken

When you’re at work and you hear people talking about politics and you wanna interject but you also love your job

but I guess that’s the way the cookie crumbles, right?

Coworker #7

I got to be a “cow handler” for today’s meet and greet. We gave out free food cards and cow hats. Some people need to learn some social skills, let me tell you. These kids came through twice and threw a fit when we wouldn’t give them anymore. They even kicked the cow. But I mean, hey! A day off from handling the customers!

But you actually wanna slap your coworkers because they all tell you to do different things and you’re just there like:

When you call the customer to pick up their food but they don’t hear you and you see them close by:

For the last time, you don’t own the restaurant:

Me handling the dinner rush:

Eating your employee meal in the food court while watching everyone that had to buy their food like:

Leaving in the middle of a business rush like:

Talkin’ to the cute customers like:

When a customer can’t wait two minutes for their food so they bug you instead: