Umm Aktchually 🤓 ☝️

There was this one tumblr post that i can't find about writing bilingual characters, and while social media advice might not be the best source to take your writing critiques from, some of the tf2 community need to see it with the way ya'll write these guys.

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

i be like “never again” and guess what i did? agained

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

When the pairing is so good that it doesn’t matter if you see it as romantic or platonic. What matters is that you see them and know that one is not complete without the other. Frequently bought together. Do not separate. If you separate them one of them will bite you

anyway let's all get stoned together and ask each other super invasive and inappropriate questions

Did you know that instead of doing the list of things you need to do that you can have orgasms alone in your room?

PROTEIN SNACK PROTEIN MILK PROTEIN POWDER PROTEIN COCAINE PROTEIN VAPE PROTEIN DILDO

a “contemporary” is when your mutual has the same fetishes as you